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Post by mslyoness on Oct 28, 2009 17:25:53 GMT -5
A few of you guys may have read this fic already on my deviantART page, but I was encouraged to post it here.
It's Wine, just to warn you (I probably lost about half of the readers right there); if you still want to read it, I've been told it's actually rather good.
Lyrics are from Muse's song "Supermassive Black Hole".
Here we go!
**(Ooh baby doncha know I suffer?)**
(Warp)
You do know you’re torturing me, right? You’ve gotta know. Seriously, if this doesn’t qualify as a Grade-A, pain-inducing mental waterboarding session, I don’t know what does, cuz I have never been in this much agony. Once again, Princess, I am ready to bang my head repeatedly against a wall, all thanks to you.
“Uh, Warp?”
Now you’re looking at me with those big blue eyes, all innocent, like you haven’t just stomped on my heart with steel-spiked boots.
“Warp, are you okay?”
Of course I’m not okay. I mean, geez, for somebody so smart, you sure are dense sometimes, Nova.
I open my mouth to say something, but you’re already rushing on: “Romac’s really very nice, I’m sure you’ll like him. He’s a real sweetie, and – “
THUD. THUD. THUD.
“Uh, why are you beating your head on that doorjamb?”
I stop my self-abuse, straightening up and glaring at you. “I’m leaving now, Nova. Say hi to Prozac for me.”
You huff in exasperation. “Look, I know you guys didn’t hit it off back when Zurg hired him – “
Gee, thanks for bringing that sad chapter of my life up –
“…but you just don’t know him that well yet. He’s actually quite – “
“Bye, Nova. I have to go shoot something now.”
I start to turn away, but you grab my wrist and yank me back to face you. “Warp, seriously, what’s wrong?”
No touchie, no touch, let go of my arm, because if you don’t, I’m gonna snap and throw you over my shoulder and run far, far away so Mr. Wonderful can’t have you and –
I guess my thoughts show on my face, because your eyes get even wider and your mouth opens slightly in realization.
“I…”
Aw craters, Nova, don’t act so surprised. I’m sure you’ve noticed…heck, even Booster noticed.
Not that it matters.
“…Warp? You…?”
Okay, the universe must hate me, as there’s now a small crowd here to witness my inevitable rejection and subsequent humiliation.
You must not realize this, though, because you move forward suddenly, putting a hesitant hand on my arm again. Bad idea, cuz now I just wanna grab you, kiss you ‘til kingdom come, and never ever ever let you go –
“Mmph!!”
Crap.
I just did.
There’s a resounding gasp from the onlookers, and I release you as quickly as I can, fully expecting to be slapped across the face.
“Sorry,” I mutter, my face probably even more vivid than yours. You blink at me, apparently stunned.
Dang it, Mira, say something already!
A wolf-whistle draws my attention back to the gawkers, and I notice that some of them are recording this (great). Before anybody can say or do anything else, I shove through them and walk away as quickly as I can, so as not to lose all dignity.
...Yeah, it's a pretty abrupt ending, I know. Stay tuned for the next chapter, which shoudl be up tomorrow, I hope.
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Post by Warp Darkmatter on Oct 29, 2009 18:57:42 GMT -5
Wow. Nice piece of work. I'm looking foward to the next chapter.
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Post by mslyoness on Oct 30, 2009 18:34:53 GMT -5
Why, thank you! Here it is:
**(Ooh baby can ya hear me moan?)**
(Mira)
You, Mr. Darkmatter, are a hard one to figure out.
I could’ve sworn you didn’t like me that way…no, that’s not true. I guess I always had an inkling of what you thought of me; I just didn’t expect it to be more than a physical attraction.
I never thought you’d actually –
“Helloooooooo!!! Star Command to Mira!”
I blink, snapped back to the present and XR waving his hand in my face. “Hey Mira, you gonna check this guy’s ID or what?!”
I look down at the piece of plastic in my hand, then at the driver of the ship in front of me. “Er, it looks like everything checks out, sir. Have a nice day.”
The guy takes his ID back, gives me a weird look, and mutters something about airhead Rangers as he drives off.
This is all your fault, you know.
Traffic duty’s bad enough, but thanks to you, I can’t stop thinking about this morning. It’s affecting my work, dang it!
Okay, you know what? I officially despise you right now, not just because of that stunt you pulled (in front of half of Star Command, no less), but also for skipping out on this lovely little assignment. Buzz is pissed, by the way, that you didn’t even show up on the launchpad; you sent him a memo claiming you weren’t feeling well.
Listen, Darkmatter, he isn’t as dense as you think. He knows something’s up.
I’m tempted to tell him what happened, but luckily for you, I have a sense of propriety, not to mention concern for your well-being.
Because, despite what you might think, I care about what happens to you.
And that’s why this…this attraction between us has to stop. Because Romac's reaction to it will be even worse than–
“Ranger Nova, you’re a little off today. Is everything okay?”
Oops! Don’t tell me I zoned out again.
I did.
Craters.
Buzz looks at me suspiciously, and I force a smile to my face. “No, really, I’m…I’m fine.”
He doesn’t believe me, I can tell, and Booster makes it worse by giggling. Buzz turns to the Joadian.
“Ranger Munchapper, enlighten me as to what’s so funny. I must be missing it.”
Booster has the grace to look guilty, but XR doesn’t. To the contrary, he’s grinning like a spoiled kid on Christmas.
“Well, Buzz, I guess this means you haven’t been online today…or you’d know exactly why Mira’s so spacey.”
Hey! It’s not my fault! And I am not spacey, just a little, um preoccupied.
…Warp Darkmatter, you son of a crater viper, I am so going to get you for this!
“Shut up, XR. And Booster, don’t you have to help that stranded shuttle bus over there?” I snap, and it must be sufficiently scary for them to obey.
Buzz watches their retreating figures for a bit, then turns back to me. “Now, Ranger Nova, I’d like an answer, please.”
Drat. With your little moment of insanity captured for posterity and now, no doubt, making the rounds of the GalaxyWideWeb, Buzz is gonna find out anyway.
And hey, why the heck should I be the one getting all the flak for this?!
“Well, see, uh, Romac’s coming to visit soon, and, um – “
“Ah, say no more, Ranger Nova,” Buzz smiles. “Young love is a wonderful thing! Why, I remember when I myself – “
In order to avoid another “Lightyear life anecdote”, as you would say, I nod and edge slightly away. “Sure. That’s, uh, fascinating, Buzz. I’ve got to get back to pulling over speeders.”
Hoo boy. Darkmatter, I wash my hands of this. I’m not going to think about it anymore. Not today.
...Well, okay, I’ll think about it later, because to not address this issue would be incredibly, incredibly stupid, but for now, I’m in Ranger mode.
I groan involuntarily, however, when Ranger mode is interrupted by XR making kissy noises.
Yup, the first thing I’m going to do when I get back to Star Command is have a little chat with you.
...Another rather abrupt ending; I seem to be making a habit of this.
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Post by Blacksteel on Oct 31, 2009 16:05:57 GMT -5
Ahahahaha, this was very amusing. Loved XR's antics here. And the classic "son of a" expression altered to suit BLoSCyness.
I'd love to see the next instalment!
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Post by Warp Darkmatter on Nov 6, 2009 20:14:29 GMT -5
Amusing? It's hilarious. Love the part where Mira scares XR and Booster. lol.
Again looking foward to your next update. ;D
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Post by mslyoness on Jan 1, 2010 18:40:46 GMT -5
Hey guys, it's update time! I'm actually posting this chapter here first (usually stuff goes on my dA account before it gets posted anywhere else), but since my New Year's resolutions are to spend more time writing and to be more active in my various online communities, you guys get to see this one before anyone else!!
But just to warn you, I don't think this chapter's as good as the other two. But it certainly is longer. Constructive critique is, as always, very welcome.
Okay, on to the fic:
**(You caught me under false pretences)**
(Warp)
BANG-BANG-BANG!!
“Go away!” I snarl at the door before putting the pillow back over my head. Seriously, everyone from Nebula to the frickin’ copy machine has decided it’s their duty to come harass me about this morning’s little incident. I’d hoped that after I threw XL out of my quarters and into a wall people might get the hint, but apparently the urge to compound my misery overrides the instinct of self-preservation.
“Warp, it’s Mira. I need to talk to you.”
I freeze. This day cannot possibly get any worse.
Now, I know you, Mira, and when you’re angry, anyone with half a brain can tell it’s time to run, and run fast. Ordinarily I’d say I’m a match for you, but I’m kinda in my pajamas, embarrassed beyond all reason, and I just took four extra-strength sleeping pills, so I’m not exactly in peak condition right now.
“Warp? Aw, heck.”
Y’know, that whole ghosting thing is just not fair. I mean, the locks on my door cost me three months’ pay, and they don’t hinder you in the least. You step into my room, and I throw an arm over my eyes.
“Hey, Nova, c’mon, I’m trying to sleep here. Can’t it wait until morning?” I realize that I’m starting to babble, so I shut up before I say something even more idiotic.
You stand right next to the bed, hands on hips, and glare down at me. “No, it can’t.”
Craters.
But hey, what did I expect? That kiss must’ve been pretty embarrassing for you too. Hell, you’ve probably had a worse day than I have, what with the footage of said kiss now one of the highest-viewed vids on GalaxyTube.
I should apologize, I know I should, and I start to do just that, but the words die on my lips as you sit down on the edge of the bed.
And now it’s Torture Warp Time again, because your proximity is playing havoc with my heartrate, not to mention my thoughts.
Seriously, this isn’t funny, Mira. Don’t you know what you’re doing to me?!
You sigh, and I reluctantly meet your eyes, the eyes that I’ve likened to the finest gems in the galaxy…though of course not out loud.
“I didn’t mean to spring that on you, you know,” you say quietly, and I blink, startled and a little confused. “Romac, I mean,” you continue, glancing away. “I didn’t know…”
Great, now you’re pitying poor, depressed Warp. Well guess what, lady, I don’t want your bleepin’ pity!
…Okay, that was a total lie; I’ll take whatever I can get as a consolation prize.
Hey, wait a sec…you didn’t know? How could you miss it?!
“Coulda fooled me,” I snap, and you flinch slightly.
“Warp, I’m sorry that you – “
I sit up and glare at you. “Oh, you’re sorry…me too. I mean, stupid me, I thought we sorta liked each other! Or maybe you just – “
“Hey! Don’t act like all this is my fault!!” you shout, eyes blazing and hands clenched into fists. “You should be the one apologizing, not me! Do you have any idea,” you run an agitated hand through your hair, “how much crap I had to take today?! NO!! You skipped out on traffic duty!“
You take a deep breath, obviously trying to calm down, and if I felt guilty before, it’s tripled now.
“XR won’t give me a single second’s peace,” you mutter, glaring. “You’re just lucky Buzz is so obtuse about things like this – “
Oh good, familiar footing. I can diss Lightyear with the best of ‘em. “Yeah, he’s got the brain of a mutated – “
“Oh, stop it. You’re just trying to change the subject, and I’m not falling for it,” you snap.
Dammit. You’re too good, Nova.
“Anyway,” you continue, arms crossed and still frowning, “I just want to know why you thought it was a good idea to embarrass me like that in front of a third of Star Command.”
“A third? It was more like a sixth, Nova,” I stall, fiddling with the edge of my pillow and avoiding your eyes. “WHY.” Uh-oh, now your eyes have narrowed to slits, and I can tell that you’re rapidly losing patience.
But what am I supposed to tell you? (I mean, besides sorry.) “Oh, Princess, I’ve decided that I’m madly in love with you, so dump Grounder Boy and we’ll live happily ever after in a fantasy land”?
Um, no. Somehow I don’t think that’ll go over too well.
I sigh. “Look, Mira, I’m really sorry about that. It was stupid of me, and totally unfair to you…”
Your gaze softens a bit, and for a split-second, I swear I see a flicker of vulnerability before you blink and focus on me again. “I’ll accept your apology, Darkmatter – “
Hallelujah. I really don’t want to see how long you can hold a grudge –
“…as long as you don’t do that again…” You trail off, and I can sense that there’s something else you want to say.
I wait for you to continue, but you just glance away.
Silence.
More silence.
“Uh, Nova…thanks for…understanding.” It’s not much, but it’s all I can think of.
“I understand perfectly, Darkmatter.”
Whoah! Scary voice! Suddenly you’re angrier than I’ve ever seen you before, and I lean back reflexively.
“I understand that you think I’ll just fall into your arms like some wimpy romance heroine the minute you kiss me. I understand that you just want to get into my pants – “
“Mira, no, I – “
“I understand that you think this is some sort of GAME!!!” you snarl. “Well, guess what? I’m not going to give up what I have with Romac just because YOU finally decided to make your move. It’s too late, Warp!! Maybe…if we’d… if you’d…oh, forget it!”
I think you’re... you’re crying. You angrily wipe your eyes, and finish, so softly I can barely hear you, “I understand that you don’t feel the way I wanted you to.”
My heartbeat thunders in my ears, and I’m not sure I heard you correctly. You sniffle a bit, starting to get up. “Well, that’s settled then. Goodnight, Darkmat – “
“It’s not settled, Mira.”
You freeze.
I can feel my confidence starting to come back. “It’s not settled because you don’t understand.” I reach for your arm, and you don’t pull away.
That’s a good sign.
“I’m not just trying to – “
BANG - BANG!!
“Ranger Darkmatter! What’s this I hear about your activities this morning?!”
Wow. I never really thought I’d wish for Lightyear to drop dead for real.
…Well, yeah, maybe I have a few times before, but this takes the cake.
So let’s take stock, shall we? The Human Chin is right outside my door, demanding entrance, interrupting what may be some of the most important words I’ll ever say, while you, Mira, are standing next to my bed, in my room, after hours, and you may or may not have just confessed that you do, in fact, have feelings for me.
Way to ruin the moment, Lightyear, way to ruin the moment.
“Warp, I know you’re in there. Your behavior was totally inexcusable! Let me tell you, this is going on my next performance report!” Lightyear yells, and I can tell he’s bypassing my security system by the clicking noises I can hear.
“Crud,” I mutter, and miracle of miracles, a smile tugs at the corner of your mouth, just as the door slides open.
Buzz looks at us. We look at him.
Stunned silence, then he chokes out:
“Ranger Nova…?”
“Lightyear, it’s not what it looks li – “
Buzz’s face goes red as a tomato. “This is clearly against regulations!!"
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Post by Skyfire on Jan 9, 2010 16:26:57 GMT -5
Oops! *blushes* I never reviewed! Sorry about that...
*laughs* That was great! It was funny... but BOY ARE THEY EVER IN FOR IT NOW DOGGONE
xDDD Can't wait for the next chapter!
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Post by mslyoness on Jan 10, 2010 18:25:37 GMT -5
Hey, you're reviewing now! Thanks for doing so!
I know, they're in big trouble. Writing Buzz's upcoming lecture is gonna be fun!
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Post by Warp Darkmatter on Jan 12, 2010 6:45:00 GMT -5
That was amazing! I can't wait to see what Buzz has to say about this. Awaiting your next update.
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