Poor, poor Zurg~!

[Skyfire]

Okay, okay, before I get started, let me say that this is completely in good fun. It came to me while I was making apple muffins. I'm briefly borrowing a few OCs, using one of mine, and another OC that I do indeed have permission to use. It's just good-natured silliness with our favorite Evil Emperor and his... *ahem* harem. ;D


Zurg: HAREM??

XR:Zurg has a harem?

Sarah: Well, I do kinda like him.

Christine: You're crazy! He's crazy!

Zurg: Shut up, Miss Goodie-Two-Shoes~!

Christine: Shut yourself up, creep!

Q-T: *has hearts for eyes*

Zurg: I don't have a harem! I'm a confirmed bachelor! I'm a misogynist!

Q-T: That’s the thanks I get for all the bunzel muffins I’ve made for you??

Zeta: Zeta not part of no harem! Zeta resent being called part of monster’s harem!

Zurg: I DON’T HAVE A HAREM!! AND WHAT’S SHE DOING HERE?? WE HATE THE GROUND EACH OTHER WALKS UPON!!

Zomega: They’re all so juvenile.

Shade: No kidding.

Zomega: Especially him.

Shade: Yup.

Zomega: …I’m getting a headache. Keep an eye on them while I get some aspirin, will ya?

Shade: Babysit them, you mean. Sure, go ahead.

...Okay, hopefully, I made you laugh, or at least smile. ;D

[Warp Darkmatter]

LoL!! Some should turn that into an full-blow fic. All in good fun of course. *those apple muffins must really be something*

[eez]

Well, can't say I found this funny as some people did, but what can you do--can't please everyone! XD

All I gotta say is: Zeta probably doesn't even know what a harem is, let alone allowed to be babysat! She'd probably just shrug, think you're all crazy people, and go off somewhere.

And Zurg as a misogynist? That's terrible! D: (Sees him as a I-hate-everyone kind of guy)

[Skyfire]

As far as Zeta is concerned: I should have figured that she wouldn't have known what a harem is, but it was for kicks. ...Plus, NOBODY knew that they were being "babysat," or they would've ALL protested vehemently.

And Zurg ISN'T a misogynist! He was just SAYING that, y'know?