Robbie Valiant, P.I.
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Post by Robbie Valiant, P.I. on Oct 7, 2009 15:07:50 GMT -5
Both Syllables: Everything You Know is Wrong
based on Both Syllables by Alohilani, Used with permission
DISCLAIMER: I Own Nothing.
WARNING~ THIS FIC CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE BOTH SYLLABLES SERIES. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn't matter anymore, Because the simple fact remains that Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along All you need to understand is Everything you know is wrong- “Everything You Know is Wrong”, Weird Al Yankovic Warp Darkmatter was a happy man. He'd just spent a nice vacation on Mahambas 6, secluded from the rest of the Galaxy, and was reporting back to his job- Top floor of the New Galactic Order, right-hand of the Evil Emperor Zurg. He flipped the radio on. “This is the Sub-Etha waveband, all news, all the time. Hello there to all you sentient life forms and the rest of you- the trick is to bang those rocks together, boys!” Same casters as always. He enjoyed them, sometimes. “As you all know, recently the Evil Emperor known as Zurg went missing, presumed dead.” He nearly drove right into the ship in front of him. “But, is the Big Z REALLY finally the big D-E-A-D? Survey says, no body has been found- but, the planet went up in a mushroom cloud, so who says there's a body to be found?” Warp's jaw was agape. Zurg. Dead. And a planet destroyed. Something big had clearly gone down while he was gone. The question was, what had happened, and who could he trust?
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Post by Warp Darkmatter on Oct 8, 2009 19:05:34 GMT -5
Oooo, Robbie. I hope there's more of this coming because this is one of the most intriguing peices that I've read in a while!! Keep it going.
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