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Post by Blacksteel on Jun 22, 2008 0:59:59 GMT -5
Rats, you reminded me that I haven't seen the movie yet. I've heard great stuff about it and I can't wait to get into uni and live on my own. And rent all the DVDs I can! And I just found the prettiest Zurg toy ever right here. Why doesn't Amazon.co.uk stock it?! *weeps* I'm thinking that there has to be a Zurg fansite. Who's up to the challenge? *evil grin* Oooh, drawing! Now that's a novelty that never occurred to me in the land of tiles and shampoo. Yaaaaay, Evil Emperor of Shred, here I come~! |
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Post by eez on Jun 22, 2008 1:02:10 GMT -5
It's a great movie! You must watch it! The second one is coming out next month in my Motherland. XD
MUAHAHAH!! I have that Zurg! Bought him for SIX buckaroos! Whoohoo! He's on my desk, watching me type right now DX
I bet Zurg would be a sucker for tiles and shampoo, too....but....he doesn't need it! Perhaps for the smell XD
Rain-scent Zurg!
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Post by Blacksteel on Jun 22, 2008 1:06:04 GMT -5
Your Motherland is an english-speaking country, and I'm betting Britannia because of your spelling. XDDD
OMG, YOU HAVE THAT ONE?! *is so jealous* I WANT ONE LIKE THAT TOO~!!! All the other Zurg toys are too bulky and... Toy Story-esque. Bleh.
Oooh, yes, I wonder how he smells. Minty, maybe?
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Post by eez on Jun 22, 2008 1:09:58 GMT -5
XDDD You would think, because I spell the British way, but.....that's not the case! BWAHAHAHA!!
Exactly! FINALLY. Someone who understands my pain! *cries* I don't like the TS2 Zurgs! They're not the Zurg I love to watch and laugh at! I still have them though XD
I'm not sniffing....that's pretty awkward XD
*cries* I can die a happy Zurg fan now!! XDDDD
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Post by Blacksteel on Jun 22, 2008 1:16:17 GMT -5
Then America? Ooh, or maybe Ireland or Scotland?! They have such awesome accents!
I was surfing the entire net in hopes of finding a good Zurg toy but I only found that one at eBay. And I hopelessly fell in love with it! I doubt my friend in Canada will be able to find it in just any store. Yes, I asked for a Zurg figurine for my upcoming b-day~! I'm hopeless!
It deserved to be used as an icon! It's really fantastic! I, unfortunately, have only been blessed with a talent for the written word. Sadly, I suck at drawing. But I made two Zurg sketches the other day and it's the first time I've actually drawn someone right! It made me happy to know that I can draw my favorite villain.
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Post by eez on Jun 22, 2008 1:18:48 GMT -5
XD I can mock Irish and Scottish, but alas! I am past the great Atlantic!
And they won't be able to find this particular Zurg in stores....canceled production. If I lived near you, I'd totally buy you one! Or like....buy it here, and send to you over there!
Thank you! XD
And post those pictures whenever you can! I want to see them so badly!
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Post by Blacksteel on Jun 22, 2008 1:25:42 GMT -5
All right, if you're past the Atlantic then you're in America! Or Canada! Or maybe Mexico or something?
WHAT?! NO WAAAAAAI! Why cancel the best Zurg piece out there? It's a conspiracy I tell ya! But stores still stock it? Maybe there's still hope! *sparkles and glitter*
My scanner was mutilated several months ago and we haven't bought a new one yet. *cries* But I can always skip over to my friend's house and use hers. *mwahahahaha*
Ehem. Maybe we ought to get back on-topic? All right, I'm willing to believe he's wearing special alien armor and has no artificial appendages. And add alien technology for a mask with expressions. AND BLINKS.
...See? There's always something that will hold you back from making a final decision as to how he's like. because how can you call that face a mask when the eyes are so real-like? And call it a face, for the matter?
I think the writers left it open on purpose so they could laugh at our theories.
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Post by eez on Jun 22, 2008 1:27:04 GMT -5
Yeah....the whole face thing....it eludes me too. I just end my problem and say that's his face XD
I'm not a good problem-solver, can you tell?!
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Post by ckret2 on Jun 22, 2008 1:31:30 GMT -5
*waves hand insanely* I'm writing that!  I'm writing a Zurg-is-Buzz's-father fic! I've got about the first two chapters written. And it's nothing at all like Star Wars. Then where is it? I need a LINK! I'm always eager to read good BLoSC stories. Well, I wasn't originally going to post it until I was farther along in the fic, but maybe posting the first chapter will ensure I keep writing it... Hubris & Nemesis xrfanclub.proboards74.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=fic&thread=641And now I'm so horribly behind the on-topic conversation that I can't think of anything productive to say.  Er... yeah. Fic. |
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Post by Blacksteel on Jun 22, 2008 1:35:40 GMT -5
Have you never heard of ff.net? XDD I mean, there you post your story one chapter at a time. So it's okay to not be finished with your story and post it one chappie a time. It adds to suspense. ;-)
*cliiiiicks*
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Post by ckret2 on Jun 22, 2008 1:38:18 GMT -5
Have you never heard of ff.net? XDD I mean, there you post your story one chapter at a time. So it's okay to not be finished with your story and post it one chappie a time. It adds to suspense. ;-) *cliiiiicks* XD I use FFnet most of the time. (I've got 36 stories there so far, in various stages of (in)completion...) I meant, I didn't want to start posting the fic until I was farther along, so that I'd know I wouldn't be giving up on it in the first five chapters. But I think I'll be safe on this one. |
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Post by eez on Jun 22, 2008 1:38:33 GMT -5
Yeah! Just say incomplete on the status bar
LOL. Scratch that, wing commander XD
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Post by saron on Dec 29, 2008 23:06:14 GMT -5
I think Zurg is an alien who is organic, but his cells are metal based, allowing him to have metallic hands, drooping horns, and whatnot.
His cells can multiply pretty quickly, which is why you usually never see him scratched, even when he gets his metal butt handed to him.
He is like a living weapon of mass destruction, who can form blasters by will, and use his own brand of energy to fire it, but he can't use his guns all the time since it would tire him out, like with the Tangeans. (If Tangeans can have ghosting powers, Zurg can have transforming powers.)
And his teeth are made of fillaments of teryllium reinforced keratin, so if he wants to eat, he goes for a protein shake, or maybe he drinks liquid iron. (He has heat vision, so why can't his esophagus be molten metla proof?) And the mask might not have dissolved as quickly as the rest of his body in Crawling Flesh.
Maybe his voice sounds that way since the fibers in his teeth distort the sound (not much space for the voice to go out, so they vibrate the threads, and there you have his dual-tones)
His horns can droop, and they're how he hears, with vibrations running down them into his head. Maybe he styled those things with hair rollers to get the preferred pointy shape of EEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIILLLLLL.
The spikes off his armor are fake, and the cape is not attached, and there is a lot of armor covering his torso, but his hands and anything purple is a part of him.
Laser vision can involve his pupils being the targeting system, and the red corneas concentrate the power, by magnifying the stream of energy/particles for a big BOOM!
Maybe he just feels left out in the galaxy, with no one like him, and everyone associating his looks to be evil, so he plays into their wishes. Zurg's not too evil, for he never kills anyone, even when he has the chance. He only pretends to, but procrastinates so long that the cavalry arrived, left, and picked out a lovely parting gift.
And energy/fusion powers each of his cells, and his blood is really a metallic source of ions and other things to power the mini-fusion reactors.
Possibly his machinery that he used to take over Roswell is semi-based on his multiplying cells, since it grew quite rapidly from a little cube.
This makes the line between truly organic and machine get so muddled, I don't even know where it is anymore!
I hope that makes sense... O-o ...because now I'm more confused at my own logic.
Oh yeah, he could be a hermaphrodite. Just throwing that out there. Who says he's male? I personally believe he's 100% guy, but you never know.
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Post by saron on Dec 29, 2008 23:08:10 GMT -5
Or a really ugly girl.
Buzz would be so disturbed. (War and Peace and War Bridal Style)
Hope he's not a female, since a Zuzz is just wrong...or a Burg, whatever you call the couple.
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Post by Alohilani on Dec 30, 2008 0:39:21 GMT -5
Zurg is still an Irken in a suit.
I REJECT YOUR REALITY, AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN.
(srsly though great ideas guys)
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BG FTW!!
XDDDDDD No comment, folks
I'm writing a Zurg-is-Buzz's-father fic! I've got about the first two chapters written. And it's nothing at all like Star Wars.
Er... yeah. Fic.
